breaking news: Britney Spears owns a fucking washing machine
Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.
Hold on, let me put away fucking Henry VIII’s milk
i swear i tried not to reblog this.
please be kind to retail employees this holiday season
that guy who’s sold out of the ps4 doesn’t need you making a scene- chances are you’re the fifth person to yell at him today
if nothing else, give your respect to people this Christmas. It could mean a world of difference to the people that don’t get paid enough to deal with the harassment I’ve seen
Rules to learning English
1. their our know rules
eye sea what yew did they’re
my eyes are burning
know know know, its eye sea watt yew did their, knot what. Due it write
eye wood dew it write butt eye dew knot wont two
i want abbie to trick ichabod into eating a sour candy and i want to see the betrayal on his face when it goes into his mouth
whenever someone calls Odin the worst father ever, i think of Denethor
who literally told Faramir that he wished he had died instead of Boromir
And tried to burn him alive